六人行第三季-第 25 课-The One At The Beach
The One At The Beach
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there. Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades.]
Chandler: (to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don抰 know, we were, we were making out.
Chandler: Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Joey: Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she抯 done it in.
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) That抯 my Mom抯 writing! Look.
Chandler: (reading the back of the picture) Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965.
Phoebe: Y'know what that means?
Joey: That you抮e actually 50?
Phoebe: No-no, that抯 not, that抯 not me Phoebe, that抯 her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. (Ross and Bonnie look at her quizzically) Best Friends Forever.
All: Oh!
Rachel: That is so cool.
Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?
All: Yeah! Yeah, we can!
Bonnie: (to Ross) Shoot! I can抰 go, I have to work!
Ross: That抯 too bad.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Ohh, big, fat bummerrr.
Phoebe: So great! Okay! Tomorrow we抮e gonna drive out to Montauk.
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
(Rachel turns and gives him a look, and Joey quickly apologises.)
OPENING CREDITS
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab.]
Monica: (watching a happy couple walk by, arm in arm) Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
Chandler: You抮e not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
Monica: (sarcastic) Thanks!
Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I抣l be your boyfriend.
(At that suggestion Monica starts laughing.)
Monica: Yeah right.
Chandler: Why is that so funny?
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?
Monica: Well, no. You抮e Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Chandler: Okay, so we抳e established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we weren抰 friends, say it抯 a blind date. I show up at your door, and I抦 like (in a fake voice) 揌ey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.?br>
Monica: Well I抎 probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.
Joey: (walking up carrying a brown paper bag) Hey!
Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Joey: No, it抯 just my luggage.
(Phoebe drives up.)
Chandler, Monica, and Joey: Hey!!
Joey: Woo-hoo! All right! Yeah!
Phoebe: Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.
Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
Phoebe: Oh, I wasn抰 talking about his karma.
Rachel: (approaching) Hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Hey-hey, check out the hat!
(She is wearing this giant straw hat, the brim on it must be at least, least foot wide.)
Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can抰 have children!!
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Rachel: Ross gave it to me.
Ross: Yeah, I think she looks good.
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Chandler: Buy it for ya, or win it for ya?
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Phoebe: And this time, they抳e ganged up to form one giant, super hat.
[Scene: At the Beach, it抯 raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives. Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel抯 hat.]
Ross: Go, go, go!
Rachel: Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
(They get inside and notice on small problem.)
Phoebe: Oy!!
Monica: What抯 with all this sand? (picking a handful of sand off of the floor, which is covered in sand)
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
Ross: Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr. house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone. By the way, it抯 still raining outside.]
Phoebe Sr: Well, yes, it抯 kind抳e an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.
Phoebe: (at the door) Knock, knock, knock.
Phoebe Sr: (on phone) Ah, oh, hang on a second. (to Phoebe) Come in, come in. (on phone) All right, so think about it, and call me back. (hangs up)
Phoebe: (entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Phoebe Sr: Ahh, yes.
Phoebe: Hi Phoebe Abott, I抦 your best friends daughter!
Phoebe Sr: You抮e Erwin抯 daughter?!
Phoebe: No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. (hands her the picture) Lily, from high school. Remember?
Phoebe Sr: Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Phoebe Sr: Uh-huh. Wow! Well, look! There抯 Frank. (points to the picture.)
Phoebe: Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! That抯 my Dad, that抯 Frank! Yeah! I抦 sorry I抦 getting all flingy.
Phoebe Sr: Take it easy--if you want, there抯 cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! (jumps up) I can make sangria!
Phoebe: No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.
Phoebe Sr: Oh.
Phoebe: (goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, I抳e been, I抳e been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-I抦 sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
Phoebe: (disappointed) Oh, okay. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.
Phoebe Sr: Ohh, well. Y'know we were always together, in fact the had a nickname for the three of us.
Phoebe: Oh, what? What was it?
Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
Phoebe: (happily) Yeah, no, it was great.
[Scene: The beach house, it抯 still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica抯 nails, and they抮e all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]
Joey: (getting an idea) Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?
Monica: What?!
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
All: No, no!
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, it抯 like a law!
Rachel: (to Monica) Allll done!
Monica: Aww, thank you.
Rachel: Okay, who抯 next?! (She looks around the room, and stops when she comes to Ross.)
Ross: No-o-o! (Rachel gives him a 揚lease??look.) No way!
Rachel: Come on, please?! I抦 boredddd! You let me do it once before.
(Ross shoots Joey a look, who shoots Chandler a look, who gives Joey an 揙h my God.?look back.)
Ross: Yeah well, if ah, if that抯 the rule this weekend... (She gets up) No!
Rachel: Yes! (she starts creeping up on him)
Ross: Get away!
Rachel: Just once!
Ross: Stay away!
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Ross: (he gets up and starts to run away from her) No! (in his escape attempt he crushes Chandler抯 sand castle) No!
Rachel: Oh, come on!
Chandler: Big bullies!!
(Ross dives over the couch, Rachel goes the other way, and lands up top of him.)
Ross: Ow! Ow! Oh, no-no-no!
(They get into a wrestling match, that ends with Ross making Rachel paint her forehead with the nail polish. They both end up lying next to each other, stop, and look at each other for a moment.)
Phoebe: (entering) Oh, hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Ross: Hey!
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Chandler: Bored and bored!
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
All: Noo!!
Monica: (to Phoebe) So what抯 Phoebe like?
Phoebe: I抦 kind, caring, and sweet. What抯 Monica like?
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Phoebe: Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.
Joey: What?
Rachel: Really?!
Monica: Oh well, where is he?!
Phoebe: She was acting, she was pretending like she hasn抰 heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isn抰 this what he would look like now?
Monica: (gasps) Totally familiar. (Phoebe shows the rest of them.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
The Guys: Yeah!
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
Phoebe: I don抰 know, but we抮e having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, she抯 gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I don抰 know! So, you抮e all bored?
All: Ohh!!
Chandler: Yes!
Phoebe: All right, I抦 gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Joey: Okay, all right.
Phoebe: Okay.
Joey: Fan out! Fan out!
(They do so, and Phoebe gets in the middle, closes her eyes, and starts spinning in a circle.)
Phoebe: Okay. (Starts to spin) Ooh, y'know we could just do this. (She stops at Chandler)
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Joey: (jumping in triumph) OH YES!!!!!
[cut to later]
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Joey: Yeah, well, I couldn抰 find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff.
(Monica rolls, and Ross goes first.)
Ross: Okay, (reading the card) Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasn抰 happened yet, but we抮e all very excited.
Ross: Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let抯 see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.
The Girls: Woo-hooooo!!!!
Joey: All right, relax. It抯 just a shoe.
All: Wooooo!!!!
[cut to later in the game]
Rachel: (reading a card) Okay, your band is playing at Arnold抯, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joey抯 boxers!
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
Phoebe: Come on, take 慹m off!!
Joey: Actually, y'know it抯 kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Rachel: (getting up) All right, I抦 gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Ross抯 glass.)
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Rachel: I抦 just making margaritas.
Ross: Okay.
Monica: I think I抣l help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?
Rachel: What?!
Monica: You painting his toenails?
Rachel: Oh, come on!
Monica: Chasing him all around the room?
Rachel: Monica, please?
Monica: He抯 totally flirting with you too.
Rachel: (pause) He is, isn抰 he? I don抰 know, I don抰 know, I mean maybe it抯 just being here at the beach together or, I don抰 know. But it抯 like something... (she抯 interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
Bonnie: Hey!
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Bonnie: Hi! My boss let me off early, so I took the train.
Ross: Oh.
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Joey: We抮e playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Bonnie: Cool! I抣l catch up! (She takes off her sweater.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast.]
Chandler: So, you still don抰 think I抦 boyfriend material?
Monica: Huh?
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Monica: You didn抰 even take off your pants.
Chandler: Yeah, well, lucky for you.
Monica: What?
Chandler: I don抰 know.
Rachel: (entering) Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
Phoebe: Shhh! Shhhh! Joey抯 asleep.
(Joey is sleeping on the floor and is buried in sand that has been carved into a mermaid complete with breasts.)
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isn抰 up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I don抰 know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
(Ross and Bonnie enter)
Ross: Good morning.
All: Hey.
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
Rachel: Oh, great.
Monica: Like a log.
Ross and Bonnie: Us too.
Rachel: I抦 going for a walk.
(Joey finally wakes up.)
Ross: (to Joey) Good morning. Nice breasts by the way.
(Joey looks down and his look turns from shock to satisfaction.)
[Scene: The porch, Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading.]
Bonnie: Hey, what happened to you?
Rachel: Oh, ah nothin? I just felt like hangin?out here and reading.
Bonnie: Oh, the water was sooo great! We jumped off this pier and my suit came off.
Rachel: Ohhhh, sorry I missed that.
Bonnie: Yeah, Joey and Chandler sure are funny.
Rachel: Ohh-ha-ha!
Bonnie: I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head.
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Bonnie: Really?!
Rachel: Ohh!
Bonnie: Because I think about shaving it all off again sometime.
Rachel: Really?!
Bonnie: Yeah!
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Bonnie: Y'know what, I should do it.
Rachel: Yeah!
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Rachel: Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!
Bonnie: All right.
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what she抯 done.)
[Scene: The beach house, at night. Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over.]
Joey: What抯 the matter, Pheebs?
Phoebe: She cancelled! My namesake cancelled on me!
Joey: What?!
Phoebe: Yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. She抯 avoiding me, she doesn抰 want to tell me where my Father is. She knows, and she won抰 tell me.
Rachel: Aww Pheebs, that sucks!
Phoebe: Yeah, well, don抰 揂ww Pheebs, that sucks!?me yet. (she starts to leave)
Chandler: Where ya going?
Phoebe: Well, she抯 out of town so, there抯 gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering.
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
All: Oh, no!! No, no!
Phoebe: Okay, look I-I-I do something nice, okay? I抣l-I抣l fill her ice trays.
(She exits just as Bonnie comes down the stairs, as bald as Michael Jordan.)
Bonnie: Hey, everybody!
All: Wow!! (they all recoil in shock and horror)
Ross: Wh-haa-haa! Look what 慶ha did! (Rachel has her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.)
Bonnie: You wanna touch it?
Ross: Nooo, but it, but it抯 great.
Bonnie: Come on, touch it!
Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel.]
Ross: Hi.
Rachel: Hi!
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that抯 right, that抯 right, it was you!
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Ross: She said you gave her the razor!
Bonnie: (joining them) Hey guys.
Rachel: Hey!
Bonnie: So, anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?
Ross: Ahh, no, I抦 good.
Bonnie: Okay, I抣l see you in a bit.
Ross: Okay, have fun! Wooo!!
Rachel: Come on see, she doesn抰 look that bad.
Ross: You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!
Rachel: I don抰 know.
Ross: You don抰 know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think it抯 easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Ross: Y'know, hey! You抮e the one who ended it, remember?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Ross: You still love me?
Rachel: Noo.
Ross: You still love me.
Rachel: Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I don抰 know. Ross, I still can抰 forgive you for what you did, I can抰, I just, but sometimes when I抦 with you I just, I feel so...
Ross: What?!
Rachel: I just, I feel, I-I just...
Ross: What?
Rachel: I feel...
(Ross leans in and kisses her. They both look at each other for a moment, and then embrace in a more passionate kiss, only to be interrupted by Joey and Chandler coming outside.)
Chandler: (to Joey) Noo!! I don抰 care! I抦 not, I抦 not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
(Rachel and Ross both stop kissing, and quickly step back from each other.)
Joey: But I made cards!!
Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) I抦 going upstairs.
Joey and Chandler: G抧ight.
(Rachel walks inside, stops, and turns back to look at Ross for a moment then goes upstairs.)
Joey: (to Ross) Wanna play strip poker for practice?
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.抯 house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window.]
(She throws her bag inside, and starts to climb through the window. She gets halfway in and the window slams shut on her butt.)
Phoebe: Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. (She manages to climb completely inside and the window slams shut.) Oh, shhh!
(She starts walking across the darkened room and hits her head on a wind chime hanging from the ceiling, to stop it from making a noise she grabs it and 揝hhh抯?it. She goes into the kitchen and finds Phoebe Sr.抯 appointment book, to read it she opens the freezer. Just as she starts to read, Phoebe Sr. jumps out from her bedroom with a coat hanger, startling Phoebe.)
Phoebe: No! No!! It抯 me! It抯 me! I-I didn抰 want to make any noise!
Phoebe Sr: Then don't break in!!
Phoebe: I抦 sorry.
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: I-I, came to fill your ice cube trays.
Phoebe Sr: What?!
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, you抮e just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Phoebe Sr: All right, the man in the picture is Chuck Magioni.
Phoebe: My Father is Chuck Magioni?
Phoebe Sr: No, no, that抯 just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And I抦 very sorry, but I don抰 know where your Father is, and that抯 the truth.
Phoebe: Oh.
Phoebe Sr: But umm, you抮e right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. I抦 your mother.
Phoebe: Heh?
Phoebe Sr: Y'know I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just, I kinda felt all floopy, and...
(At that Phoebe抯 eyes open in shock.)
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]
Joey: I抦 telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Ross: That抯 not true! Her, she doesn抰 even know what she wants! Rachel抯 still mad about the whole thing.
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You don抰 need that kind抳e hurt. Take it from a guy who抯 never had a long term relationship......
Ross: I know, but ahhhhhh!! I really wanna go up there and finish that kiss!
Bonnie: (coming back from her swim) Hey!
Chandler: Ahhhh! (Steps away from her.)
Bonnie: You guys, the water抯 great. You should really go in.
Chandler: Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M.
Bonnie: Okay, well g抧ight.
Ross: Good night.
Bonnie: (kisses Ross) Don抰 be too long.
Ross: Okey-dokey!
Chandler: There is not one hair on that head.
Ross: Hey, it抣l grow back, right? And she-she抯 really fun, and she抯 cool, and-and I抦 finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so (makes an incoherent nasal sound), y'know? Y'know, and I抦 finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesn抰 work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, you抮e doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnie抯 free tonight?
[Scene: The hallway between the bedrooms. Ross is coming upstairs and stops between two doors. He looks at the one on the right, then he looks at the one on his left, thinks about it, and goes in the one on his right.]
Ross: (entering the bedroom) Hi. (closes the door)
CLOSING CREDITS
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating he抯 coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
Chandler: (in a fake voice) Hi there.
Monica: That抯 that weird voice again.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, you抮e gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
(Monica closes the door, Chandler knocks, and Monica opens it to reveal Chandler on his knees.)
Chandler: Hi! I抦 Dorf! You抮e date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, that抯 good stuff!!
END
你的第一次是跟女人做?
我那年15岁
跟死党露丝在一起
西打太浓，我们醉了
一不注意，我们已经在亲热了
再说一次
我是褚的
那个女人就只会聊性爱吗?
不会啊，她刚才在聊地理
她在列举她做过爱的国家
大家都获益匪浅
各位，看我找到什么
那是我妈的笔迹，看
“我、法兰克与菲比1965年毕业典礼”
知道其中的含意吗?
你已经50岁了?
那个菲比不是我，是她的朋友
毕业纪念册上说她们是BFF
永远的莫逆之交
太棒了
我知道，她八成知道
我父母的事情
甚至知道我爸的下落
我找过了，她住在海边
我们这个周末可以去海边
讨厌，我得工作
太可惜了
真是扫兴
那我们明天开车去莫陶克
邦妮在那里做过
你看他们
我再也交不到男朋友了
我会变成老姑婆
你不会变成老姑婆
可能会变成老厨娘
谢了
如果万不得已
我会当你的男朋友
是啊
有什么好笑的?
你是在开玩笑吧?
所以我笑了
笑得太厉害了吧
我不适合当男朋友吗?
你是钱德
你知道嘛，钱德
我们确认了我的名字
还打了我一拳
如果我们不认识
是别人介绍的
我来到你家门口，说
嗨，很高兴认识你
我会害怕压低声音的人
真好，你买了吃的
不是，这是我的行李
我这个星期的气很旺
我找到认识我父母的人
客人又把海滩小屋借给我
被你打的快递员呢?
我不是在说他的气
看看这顶帽子
慢着，我认得那顶帽子
我被戴上那顶帽子
它们对我做实验
我不能生育了
褚的，那是哪来的?
罗斯送的
我觉得她戴起来很好看
是他买给你的
还是抽奖抽到的?
很抱歉，这位时尚白痴
帽子又流行回来了
这一回它们聚集成
一顶超级大帽子
快快快
现在你们又想躲到帽子底下
怎么这么多沙子?
鲍伯说可能淹过水
不然就是他的猫很大只
这个房子不太一样
有三个漂亮的卧房，没有浴室
但是大海就在旁边
有人在吗?
请等一下…请进
你考虑完再打给我
你是菲比艾博特吗?
惊喜!我是你的死党的女儿
你是尔文的女儿?
是以前的死党，你看
高中的莉莉，记得吗?
天哪，莉莉
我当然记得莉莉
那你一定是…
菲比
应该是取自你的名字
看，是法兰克
对!没错
那是我爸爸法兰克
抱歉我这么激动
别激动，那里有饼干
不然我调汽泡酒果汁
不用，饼干就行了，谢谢
总之，我一直在找我爸
你有他的消息或见过他吗?
没有，对不起
我毕了业就跟大家失去联络
那就把我父母的事都告诉我
你也知道，我们总是形影不离
其它人帮我们取了个绰号
什么绰号?
俗辣三人行
可怜的莉莉
我听说她的事了
你一定非常难过
就这样失去母亲
不会啊，很棒
知道下雨天玩什么最好?
要脱衣服的喔
我们应该来玩脱衣扑克牌
你疯了吗?
拜托，出门一定要玩这个
这是一种规定
好了
谢谢
下一个是谁?
不行
拜托啦，我好无聊
你让我涂过一次
如果这是本周末的规定…
走开
大方一点，来
大坏人
怎么样啊?
无聊到爆
玩脱衣扑克牌最不无聊
菲比是什么样的人?
我心肠好又体贴，摩妮卡呢?
我是说你去找的那个菲比
我觉得她知道我爸的下落
太好了
他在哪里?
她假装没有他的消息
但是我发现这张照片
他现在不就应该长这样?
很像
她为什么要骗你?
我们明天要吃晚饭
也许她到时会告诉我
也许她想给他一点时间…
帮我买礼物
你们都很无聊?
我闭上眼睛随便指被指到的人
要想一件好玩的事
大家就一定要做
好，散开来
这样就很好玩了
我们要玩脱衣牌
脱衣大富翁?
我找不到扑克牌
不然就随便脱着玩
好
“走得漂亮，你得到两分”
累积到五分
就可以叫别人脱一件衣服
还没人脱，但是我们很兴奋
来吧
我要替史前监识部
赢一台电子显微镜
“带粉红托斯卡罗到机会点”
“你得到三分”，漂亮
我有五分了
我看看，谁要脱衣服啊?
我选本游戏的发起者
乔伊崔比亚尼先生
别激动，只是一只鞋
“你的乐队在音乐厅表演
你得到三分”
所以我有五分
乔伊要脱四角裤了
好，来对付我啊
我会让你们脱得很难看
快脱
其实有点冷
我能不能不要脱
让你们瞄一眼就好?
我再去调玛格丽特
你干什么?
想把我灌醉?
我只是要调玛格丽特
我去帮忙
这是怎么回事?
什么?
你涂他的脚指甲，追着他跑
摩妮卡，拜托
他也跟你打情骂俏
没错吧?
不晓得，也许是因为来到海边
感觉上…
邦妮
老板提早放人
我就搭火车来了
你们在干什么?
玩脱衣大富翁
酷，我来赶进度
你还是不觉得我…
适合当男朋友?
昨晚我发现你在打量我
你连裤子都没脱
算你走运
我不晓得
大家都开心吗?
乔伊睡着了
他昏睡过去
我们用沙子帮他保暖
那对爱侣还没起床吧?
你们昨晚有听到吗?
我不知道他们在干什么
但是海龟一度爬进屋里来
早安
早安
跟木头一样
我们也是
我要去散步
早安，好丰满的胸部
你怎么没来?
没什么，我想在这里看书
海水好舒服，我们跳下桥墩
我的泳衣掉了
可惜我没看到
乔伊和钱德好好玩
我的头发里都是沙子
以前光头方便多了
我一定要告诉你
我好喜欢你光头的样子
真的？
我有考虑重新剃光头
真的？
你应该那样做
我是该那样做
谢谢你，你好酷
别这么说
去剃光头吧
好
怎么了?
那个菲比取消了约会
她说她得进城去，她在躲我
她不想说出我爸的下落
她知道却不说
好差劲喔
先别跟我说差劲
你要去哪里？
她出门了
她家里一定有我爸的线索
有人称这种行为是闯空门
这里有人这么想吗?
我会做一些好事
我会把制冰盒加水，好吗?
你们看
你看看你
你想摸吗?
不想，但是很好看
来嘛，摸嘛
可以摸得到头骨
我刚和邦妮聊了一下
你猜怎样?
她提到整件事的幕后主使
是谁呢？
对，就是你
是她自己想剃
我只是推了她一把
她说你拿剃刀给她
有人要去夜泳吗?
我不要
不了
待会见
好好玩
也没那么糟嘛
她的头可以反射月光
你在想什么?
我不知道
你让我女朋友变成光头
好啦
看你跟别人在一起
难道我就好过?
是你要分手的
因为我很气你
不是因为我不爱你了
你还爱我?
你还爱我
怎样?
你也爱我
什么意思?
你想复合吗?
不是!
也许吧
我不知道
我还是无法原谅你的行为
但是有时和你在一起
我会觉得…
怎样?
我会觉得…
我…
怎样?
我觉得…
我不管
我不要跟你练习
一对一脱衣牌
牌都做好了
晚安
我要上楼去了
晚安
晚安
要不要练习脱衣牌?
我的屁股
是我!
我不想发出声音
那就不要闯进来
对不起
你来干什么
我来帮制冰盒加水
什么?
好，是这样的
这是从你的冰箱上拿的
我认得这是我爸爸
这是法兰克布非
你站在他身边
我有权利知道我的身世
要是你能帮我找到爸爸
你就应该帮我
否则你就是坏人
把真相告诉我
好
照片上的人是查克曼吉欧尼
我爸是查克曼吉欧尼?
他跟你没有关系
我去年卖给他一栋房子
抱歉，我真的不晓得你父亲的下落
这是实话
但是你说得对
人有权利知道自己的身世
所以我…
我是你的母亲
我昨天就想说，但是我…
我觉得很矬
你们肯定要复合了
她自己都搞不清楚
瑞秋还在气那件事
那就打退堂鼓
你不需要受这种伤窖
听我的话，我…
从来没跟别人长期交往过
我知道，但我真的很想
上楼继续吻她
水好舒服，你们应该去游泳
谢了，我刚吃了M&M
晚安
晚安
早点上来
没问题
真是清洁溜溜啊
头发会长回来
而且她很风趣，很棒
我终于往前走了
要忘掉瑞秋实在…
我终于恢复理智，要是我上楼
吻了她…
天哪，我好想吻她
要是失败呢?
我真的想再心碎一次吗?
我想问一下
选择邦妮是明智的决定
可以抛开过去
对吧?要是选择瑞秋
邦妮今晚就空下来了?
你好
你的声音又怪怪的了
再试一次
下一个人你一定喜欢
你好，我是小矮人
你今晚的男伴
小矮人约会耶
多有意思啊
