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[00:03.32]Situation 9:[00:04.81]Getting Ready for the Party[00:06.67](Mike comes out of the bathroom.)[00:08.52]Damn,I cut myself shaving.[00:10.42]No problem,just put some toilet paper on it.[00:13.13]I know that,but I'm going to have a[00:14.83]big scab on my neck all through the party.[00:17.63]No one will notice it.[00:19.81]Why not?[00:20.92]Because of that big pimple you have on your chin.[00:23.57]They'll all be too busy staring at that[00:25.42]to notice a little cut on your neck.[00:28.16]Thanks a lot.If I keep talking to you I'll be too[00:30.85]embarrassed to go to this party at all.And I'm the one who[00:34.29]got you invited.You owe me.[00:36.57]Sorry,I was just trying to help.[00:38.67]Here,let me get you that tie.[00:41.21]That's more like it.Now you're making[00:43.35]yourself useful.[00:44.93]Do you like stripes or solids?[00:46.84]Give me a striped one.My shirt is solid white;[00:49.71]I don't want to look too plain.[00:51.71]Good thinking.Do you want a matching handkerchief?[00:54.53]God no.Charles,this is only a semi-formal occasion.[00:58.31]Don't get too fancy.[01:00.02]I know,but when I dress up I like to go all out.
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